Am G F E
my girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations
Am G F E
he said cut the carbs , or else she’d end up pushing up carnations
Am G F E
she stepped up on the scale and the doctor said , “oh lordy”
Am G F E
if you don’t drop a few , girl , you won’t make it past age forty

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my girl said , “hey lookie , on my fancy x – ray chart”
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said the doctor , “holy hell that’s one G . D . big ass heart”

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i’m telling you my friend , my girl’s got a big ass heart
Am G F E Am
when she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart
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that big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
F G Am
and then sit down and win a lovin’ pie – eating contest

Am G F E Am
i love that big ass heart so much i think it isn’t fair
Am G F E Am
like how your heart won’t pay me back for breaking all my chairs
Am G F E
so sick with love i think i’m coming down with rickets
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when that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets

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oh , that big ass heart
F E Am
oh , that big ass heart