Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are

what kind of girl do you think we are? frank zappa fillmore east
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what’s a girl like you doin’ in a place like this?
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i left my place after midnight and i came to this hall
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me and my girlfriend , we came here lookin’ to ball
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you came to the right place , this is it this is the swingin’ – est place
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in new york city , no shit!
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how true that is! oh , how true indeed yeah , me and my girlfriend , we come here
every friday ’n saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
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we like to get it on – – do you like to get it on , too?
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well now , what did you have in mind?
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well , i’ll tell ya well i get off bein’ juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn . . .
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an’ my girlfriend , she digs it with a hot yoo – hoo bottle while somebody’s screamin’ :
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corks ’n safeties pigs ’n donkeys alice cooper , baby . . .
waaaah!
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well , it gets me so hot i could scream
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alice cooper , alice cooper! waaaah! alice cooper ,
alice cooper! waaaah!
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you two chicks sound real far out and groovy ever been to a holiday inn?
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mna – ha – ha – ha – ha – ha – haaa . . .
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magic fingers in the bed ( picture it! ) wall – mounted tv screens
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therell be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????!
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( what kind of girl? ) what kind of girl do you think we are?
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( what kind of girl? ) what kind of girl do you think we are?
( what kind of groupie )
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don’t call us groupies that is going too far ( what kind of groupie )
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we wouldn’t ball you just because you’re a star
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these girls wouldn’t let just anybody , spew on their vital parts
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they want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts!
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funny you should mention it , our new single made the charts this week
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with a bullet! with a bullet!
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just let me put a little more rancid budweiser on my beard right now , baby
and you can show me how
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a young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me ,
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ho – ho . what hotel did you say you were staying at?

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wanna split right away?

not so fast , you silly boy . there’s one thing i gotta say
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we want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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we want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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we want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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we want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts