Uncle Bernies Farm

uncle bernie’s farm

the mothers of invention

absolutely free ( 1967 )

( chords tabbed by albin liljestrand )
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C
( i’m dreaming . . . )

Am
there’s a bomb to blow yo mommy up ,
B G Am
a bomb for yo Daddy too! ( ouch! )
Am
a baby doll that burps ’n pees;
B G Am
a case of airplane glue!

D
there’s a hungry plastic troll ,
to scarf yo buddy’s arm!
there’s a box of ugly plastic things marked :
D F G
“uncle bernie’s farm”

Am
there’s a little plastic ’congress’
B G Am
there’s A ’nation’ you can buy!

there’s a doll that looks like mommy
B G Am
( she’ll do anything but cry ) ( yes , sir )

D
there’s a doll that looks like Daddy

( he’s a funny little man . . .

push a button ’n ask fo money :
D F G
there’s a dollar in his hand! ) ( check his wallet )

C7
we gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission!

christmas don’t make it no more!
F F7
don’tcha know that murder an’ destruction
F F7
scream de toys in every store! ( i think this is sold in new york )

Am
there’s a man who runs the country
B G Am
there’s a man who tried to think
Am
and they’re all made out of plastic
B G Am
( when they melt , they start to stink )

D
there’s a book with smiling children ,

nearly dead with christmas joys

and smiling in his office
D F G
is the creep who makes ’the toys’

( C and C7 )

( they got this car , when it hits the wall , you can see the guy dying
you got little plastic pools of blood
ho – ho – ho – ho – ho ( i’m dreaming . . . )
. . . intestines . . . you can see right into his stomach . . .
there’s this other thing , i . . .
i got bombs , i got rockets , i got A , i got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder . . .
i got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
we got A ’39 chevy . . .