Frank Zappa - Titties And Beer

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tabbed by : pecolatto
email : petey_poundrater@hotmail . com

( ( ( ( up and down strokes for every chord ) ) ) )

Bm Am
it was the blackest night!
E Am
there was no moon in sight!
Bm Am
( you know the stars ain’t shinin’
E Am
’cause the sky’s too tight )
Bm Am
i heard the scary wind!
E Am
i seen some ugly trees!
Bm Am
there was a werewolf honkin’ ,
E Am
’long the side of me!
Bm Am E Am
i’m mean ’n i’m bad , ( y’know i ain’t no sissy )
Bm Am E Am
got a big – titty girly by the name of ’chrissy’
Bm Am E Am
talkin’ about her ’n my bike ’n me . . .
Bm Am E Am E Am
’n this ride up the mountain of my – stery , ( my – stery )

( Bm , Am , E , Am x2 )

Bm Am
i noticed even the crickets
E Am
acted weird up here
Bm Am
and so i figured i might
E Am
just drink a little beer
Bm Am E Am
i said , gimme summa that what yer suckin’ on . . .
Bm Am
but there was no reply
E Am
’cause she was gone!
Bm Am E Am
where’s those titties i like so well ,
Bm Am
’n’ my goddam beer!
E Am Bm Am
is what i started to yell , then i heard this noise
E Am Bm Am
like a crunchin’ twig , ’n up jumped the devil!
E Am
( he’s about this big! )
Bm Am
he had a red suit on
E Am
an’ a widow’s peak
Bm Am
an’ then a pointed tail
E Am
’n like a sulphur reek ,
Bm Am
yes , it was him awright ,
E Am
i swear i knowed it was!
Bm Am
he had some human flesh
E Am
stuck under – neath his claws
Bm Am
you know , it looked to me
E Am
like it was titty skin!
Bm Am
i said , you son – of – A – bitch!
E Am
( ’cause i was mad at him! )
Bm Am
he just got out his floss
E Am
’n started cleanin’ his fang
Bm Am
so i shot him with my shooter ,
Bm Am Fm
said : bang! bang! bang!

( ( ( ( just downward strokes on this part ) ) ) )

Bm Am E Fm
then the sucker just laughed ’n said : put it away!
Bm Am
you know , i ate her all up . . . now what you
E Fm
gonna say?
Bm Am
you ate my chrissy?
E Fm
yeah! titties ’n all!
Bm Am
well what about the beer then?
E Fm
now , were the cans this tall?
Bm Am
even her boots?
E Fm
would i lie to you?
Bm Fm
shit , you musta been hungry!
E Fm
yeah , this is true .
Bm Am
don’t they pay you good for the
E Fm
stuff that you do?
Bm Am E Fm
well , you know , i can’t com – plain when the checks come through . . .
Bm Am
well i want my chrissy ,
oh yeah?
E Fm
’n i want my beer
hah!
Bm Am
so you just barf it back up!
E Fm
now , devil , do you hear?
Bm Am E Fm
blow it out your ass , motor – cycle man!
Bm Am E Fm
i mean , i Am the devil , do you under – stand?
Bm Am
just what will you give me for your
E Fm
titties and beer?
Bm Am
i suppose you noticed this little
E Fm
contract here . . .
Bm Am E Fm
yer goddam right , you son – of – A – whore!
don’t call me that!
Bm Am
that’s about the only reason
E Fm
i learned writin’ for!
Bm Am E Fm
gimme that paper! bet yer horns i’ll sign!
Bm Am E
because i need a beer , ’n it’s titty –
Fm
squeezin’ time!
Bm Am E Fm
man , you can’t fool me! you ain’t that bad!
oh yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
why you shoulda seen some of the souls that i’ve had!
Bm Am E Fm
there was milhous nixon ’n agnew too!
Bm Am E Fm
’n both of those suckers was worse ’n you!
Bm Am E
let’s make a deal if you think
Fm
that’s true
Bm Am E
i mean , you’re supposed to be the devil so . . . whatcha
Fm
gonna do?
heh?
Bm Am E Fm
wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind . . . when you say . . .
Bm Am
that you want to make a deal with me . . .
E Fm
that’s very , very true
Bm Am E Fm
i’m only inte – rested in two things
yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
see if you can guess what they are
Bm Am E Fm
i would think . . . uh . . . let’s see , maybe stravinsky . . .
Bm Am E Fm
i’ll give you two clues . let go of your pickle
Bm
what?
Am E Fm
let go of your pickle!
Bm Am
i’m not holding my pickle
E Fm Bm
well , who’s hold – ing your pickle then?
Am E Fm Bm
i don’t know . . . she’s out in the audience . . .
Am E Fm
hey dale , would you like to come up here and hold
Bm Am E Fm
my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Bm Am E
i’m only interested in two things , and that’s
Fm
titties and beer
Bm Am
you know what i mean?
E Fm
what?

( ( ( ( increase speed here ) ) ) )

Bm Am
titties and beer
E Fm
titties and beer
Bm Am
titties and beer
E Fm
titties and beer
Bm Am
titties and beer
E Fm
titties and beer
Bm
titties and beer!
Am
titties and beer!
E
titties and beer!
Fm
titties and beer!
Bm Am E Fm
no! don’t sign it! give me time to think . . .
Bm Am E Fm
i mean hold on a second boy , ’cause that’s magic ink!

( ( ( ( up and down strokes again from now on ) ) ) )
Bm Am
and then the devil let go of his pickle
E Am Bm
and out come my girl , there was her titties
Am
flop – floppin’ . . . all around the world
Bm Am E Am
she said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
Bm Am E Am
and i’m gonna get ripped , so fxxk , you clowns!
Bm Am E Am
then she gave us the finger , it was rigid and stiff
Bm Am
that’s when the devil , he farted
E Am
and she went right over the cliff!
Bm Am E Am
the devil was mad , i took off to my pad
Bm Am
i swear i do de – clare!
E Am
how did she get back there?

do that last part 4 times and thats the song .
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