Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess

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i want a nasty little jewish princess
Bm G
with long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
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a horny little jewish princess
Bm G
with a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
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lonely inside
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well , she can swallow my pride

i want a hairy little jewish princess
with a brand new nose , who knows where it goes
i want a steamy little jewish princess
with over – worked gums , who squeaks when she cums
i don’t want no troll
i just want a yemenite hole

i want a darling little jewish princess
who don’t shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
a vicious little jewish princess
to specifically happen with a pee – pee that’s snappin
all up inside
i just want a princess to ride
awright , back to the top . . . everybody twist

i want a funky little jewish princess
a grinder; a bumper , with a pre – moistened dumper
a brazen little jewish princess
with titanic tits , and sand – blasted zits
she can even be poor
so long as she does it with four on the floor
( vapor – lock )

i want a dainty little jewish princess
with a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
a fragile little jewish princess
with roumanian thighs , who weasels n lies
for two or three nights
wont someone send me a princess who bites
wont someone send me a princess who bites
wont someone send me a princess who bites
wont someone send me a princess who bites