Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate

F
baby baby why you cryin’

G Am G F
feeling sorry what she said

Am
put down the rag , i told her then

G Am
don’t wanna hear you cry again

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
tell me , tell me what’s the reason

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
tell me , tell me what’s the reason

F
you know she went to see the doctor

G Am G F
and then she read a magazine

Am
forget that book , i told her then

G Am
don’t wanna hear about the book again

G F
dear heart , dear heart

tell me , tell me what’s the reason

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
tell me , tell me what’s the reason

C G
there was a picture on the story

C G
that showed a young sophisticator

D A
who falls in love three pages later

D A
with some aggressive agitator

C D
and by and by he comes to hate her

Em
’cause she don’t shave her underarms

D
and he can’t go for that

A
’cause he’s a young sophisticator

F
baby baby why you cryin’

G Am G F
it made me wonder what she said

Am
forget that book i told her then

G Am
don’t wanna hear about the book again

G F
dear heart , dear heart

tell me , tell me what’s the reason

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
tell me , tell me what’s the reason

F
would you still love me if my hair grew

G Am G F
all down the side of my kimono

Am
well of course i would , it might be hip

G Am
if it did not cause you to trip

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
or radiate a bad aroma

G F
dear heart , dear heart

G Am
or radiate a cheap aroma