Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik

bwana dik frank zappa from fillmore east
F# ( riff ) F# ( riff )
and if his dick is a monster if his dick is a monster
A7 E E D E
if his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts
over Em7 ( spoken )

hold it! please hold it! my god , madge . . . you voluptuous new york city slit . . .
why didn’t you tell me before? it was so hard to tell with your little blousey – poo
on , but . . .
now that i see you . . . i would have helped . . i didn’t know you were so
obviously . . . pregnant . . .
ends with B7
Em7 A Em C B7
i’ve got the thing you need i Am endowed beyond your wildest
Em A Em C B7 Em
clearasil – spattered fantasies ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
C D Em C D Em
girls from all over the world , flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F G E F G C B7 C B7

of the whisky a go – go , for i Am bwana dik i Am bwana dik
C B7 C B7
me bwana dik , no! me bwana dik
say!

( F#m7 E ) x 2 arpeggios drum cue
F#m7 E F#m7 E
my dick is a monster give me your heart
F#m7
bwana dik is a legend , enormous thou art
F#m7 E F#m7 E
my dick is a harley you kick it to start
F#m7
bwana dik speaks the heavens will part
F#m7 E F#m7 E
my dick is a dagger i’ll force it to fit
F#m7 E F#m7 E
my dick is a reamer , baby , to scream up your slit
D G B
steam it! ream it! cream it!

into latex sauna beef
riff

B E D B A A
mud shark