Flight Of The Conchords - You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute

this is played in a reggae style and ends with eugene playing a steel drum solo .

Am Em Dm E7

ooohooooh
Am Em
its a cold night , beneath the street light , theres a man whose pants are too tight .
Dm E7
oh no , his pants are too tight .

my pants are too tight .
Am Em
he stands there , and empty stare , trying to make enough money for his cab fare home .
Dm E7
he’ll have to walk home tonight .

don’t have enough for the ride .
Am Em
the streets are cruel , he tries to act cool , he goes to work with only his work tool .
Dm E7
you can put away your tool , jermaine .

chorus

C G F
you don’t have to be , a prostitute .
G
no no no no no
C G F G
you can say no , to being a man hoe . a male gigolo .
C G F
you don’t have to be , a prostitute .
G
no no no no no
C G F G
you can say no to being a night looker , boy hooker , rent – boy , bro , hoe .
C G F
he can not see his way out .
G
i can not see my way out .
C G F
he can’t see his way out .
G
male prostitution seems to be my only option .
C G F
he can’t see his way out
G
i cannot see my way out .
C G F
he can’t see his way out .
G
no , no , no , no , no .

verse

Am Em
he sends cheep thrills , to pay expensive bills , but check your resume , you must
have some other skills
Dm E7
do you have any other skills? like typing?
Am Em
they see him , want him to please them , want him to play them , but they don’t even pay him .
Dm E7
oh no , they don’t think he’s worth it at all .
Am Em
don’t think i know when , he tries to bring them home , maybe that would be a way if he lived alone .
Dm E7
oh , you have a roommate jemaine , don’t bring them home .

chorus

C G F
you don’t have to be , a prostitute .
G
no no no no no
C G F G
you can say no , to being a man hoe . a male jigalo .
C G F
you don’t have to be , a prostitute .
G
no no no no no
C G F G
you can say no to being a night looker , boy hooker , a rent – boy , bro , hoe .