Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor

going to the party

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sipping on bacardi
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wanna meet a hottie
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but there’s adam , steve and marty
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there’s billy , todd and tommy
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they’re on leave from the army
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the only boobs i’ll see tonight will be
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made of origami
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( brett’s part )

tell the fellas , make it understood
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it ain’t no good if there’s too much wood
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make sure you know before you go
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the dance floor bro – hoe ratio
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five to one , it’s a brodeo
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tell steve and mike it’s time to go
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wait outside all night to find
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twenty dudes in a conga line
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this is only half the song .