Flight Of The Conchords - I Told You I Was Freaky

pretty sure this tab can work for the piano as well ,
the beginning is a little bit tricky but really cool to play

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girl . . . i’m gonna take the month of august of . . . just to get you off
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i’m freaky . . . i’m gonna clear the table top , we’re gonna need a mop ,

i’m freaky

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let’s take a photo of a goat in a boat
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and we can float in a moat and be freaky . freaky .
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let’s take my body and we’ll cover it in honey ,
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stick some money to the honey , now i’m covered in money , honey
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i go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the
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glass , you can act like you don’t know me
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i take a cup and i put it on my head
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and i’ll just stand there being freakkie with a cup on my head

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i told you i was freaky ( i told you i was freaky baby )
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you didn’t believe me ( don’t look at me )
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i told you i was freaky ( look at me )
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girl , let’s get freaky

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let’s make two life – size cardboard cut – outs of our bodies
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and then pose them into sensual positions
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i’ll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin ,
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stand against the wallpaper and get of like chameleons
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i’ll flip some clips on my lips , i’ll clip some chips to your hips
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i’ll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
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i’ll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
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you can be a squirrel , and store my nuts for me

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i told you i was freaky ( he told you he was freaky baby )
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you didn’t believe me ( take that off )
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i told you i was freaky ( put this on )
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girl , i do this shit weekly

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i want to fly so high in the sky and see what our love brings
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let’s steal my roommate’s pillow feathers and make some homemade wings
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gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
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girl , can you believe we’re flying on homemade pillow wings?

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here i Am all dressed in snakeskin
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now i’m in your kitchen making love to your bake tin
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oh no , is this the one you bake in?
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i told you i was freaky did you think i was fakin’?
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at eight pm i sell my underpants on ebay
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at half – past i hold a seance in your hallway
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at ten o’clock i ask some ghosts for a three way
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yes it’s creepy , i told you i was freaky