Flight Of The Conchords - Bret You Got It Goin On

well , looking over the couple tabs that were on here i saw some problems with each , and
lots of things that were correct . so i thought i’d combine and build upon them . i used
people’s work as a base and then built upon it . parts at the end are particularly hard
to see but i believe it’s quite accurate , and more so , much more accurate then previous
attempts . i hope you enjoy . any corrections i’ll be happy to incorporate if i see them
to be true .

chords used in this song :
Dm7 : x57565
A7 : 575655
A#7 : x13131
C7 : x35353
F : 133211
G : 355433
Gm7 : 353333
Am7 : 575555
F * : x87565
F6 : 131211
G7 : 353433

verse 1

Dm7
hey there , bret
Dm7
i see you looking down
A#7 C7 A7
dont want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Dm7 C7
just because i get more women than you
A#7 C7 A7
thats only because they dont know you like i do .
Dm7 C7
sure , youre weedy and kinda shy
A#7 C7 A7
but some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy .
Dm7 C7
they want you as a needle when theyre rolling in the hay .
A#7 C7
just hear me out when i say

chorus 1

Dm7 A7 F G
bret , you got it goin on .
Gm7 Am7
the ladies get to know your sxxuality
C7 Dm7 F *
when they get to know your personality .
Dm7 A7 F G
i said , bret , you got it goin on .
Gm7
not in a gay way
Am7
just in a hey , mate ,
C7 Dm7 F *
i want to say that youre looking okay , mate .

verse 2

Dm7 C7 A#7
why cant a heterosxxual guy tell a heterosxxual guy
C7 A7
that he thinks his booty is fly?
Dm7 C7
not all the time , obviously
A#7 C7 A7
just when hes got a problem with his self esteem
Dm7 C7
dont let anybody tell you youre not humpable
A#7
because youre bumpable
C7 A7 Dm7
well , i hope this doesnt make you feel uncomfortable
C7 B7
if i say youve got a boom o wow

come on , bret
C7
help me out now

chorus 2 ( all chords up one fret )

Dm7 A7 F G
bret you got it goin on .

( bret ) i got it goin on .
Gm7 Am7
thats the conclusion that ive come to
C7 Dm7 F *
but that doesnt mean that i want to bum you .

Dm7 A7 F G
bret , youve got it goin on .

( bret ) got it goin on
Gm7
no doubt about it
Am7
wed be getting crazy
C7 Dm7 F *
if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady .

( now up another fret , 2 frets higher than originally )

Dm7 A7 F6 G7
oh , if one of us was a lady

verse 3 ( these chords continue to be played 2 frets higher )

Gm7 Am7
and i was your man , if i was your man

( hammer on and off on the a string )
Gm7 Dm7 F * Dm7 F * Dm7
well , sometimes it gets lonely
Dm7 A7
and i need a woman
F6 G7
and then i imagine you with some bosoms
Dm7 A7 F6
in fact , one time when we were touring
G7
and i was really lonely
Gm7 Am7 Gm7
and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel

( hammer )
Dm7 F * Dm7 F *
i put a wig on you
F6 G7
when you were sleeping
Dm7
i put a wig on you
A7
ooh ooh ooh

and i just laid there and spooned you
Dm7 Dm7 ( slide down to the first and let off )
bret , youve got it goin on