Fall Out Boy - Im Like A Lawyer With The Way Im Always Trying To Get You Off Me You

song : i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off ( me & you )
band/Artist : fall out boy
album : infinity on high
release date : 2006

i think this is as accurate as it can be novice – wise . enjoy!

( for effect , stroke – strum in the first verse up until “last” . also play softly in
half of the first part of the third chorus , then play as before )

tuning : standard

~capo 1~

verse 1 :

C Am
last year’s wishes

C Am
are this year’s apologies

C Em F
every last time i come home

C Am
i take my last chance

C Am
to burn a bridge or two

C Em
i only keep myself this sick in the head

F
’cause i know how the words get you

pre – chorus :

Em Am
we’re the new face of failure

Em Am
prettier and younger but not any better off

G C
bulletproof lonliness

F G ( for effect here , stroke – strum , pause then play chorus )
at best , at best

chorus :

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i woke up next to you

G
if i woke up next to you

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i woke up next to you

F
if i woke up next to you

verse 2 :

Am C
collect the bad habits

Am C
that you couldn’t bare to keep

Am Em F
out of the woods but i love

Am C
a tree i used to lay beneath

Am C
kissed teeth stained red

Am Em
from a sour bottle baby girl

F
with eyes the size of baby worlds

pre – chorus :

Em Am
we’re the new face of failure

Em Am
prettier and younger but not any better off

G C
bulletproof lonliness

F G ( for effect , stroke – strum then play chorus )
at best , at best

chorus :

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i woke up next to you

G
if i woke up next to you

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i woke up next to you

F
if i woke up next to you

bridge :

Am
the best way

F
to make it through

C Em
with hearts and wrists intact

Am
is to realize

F G
two out of three ain’t bad

G ( for effect , stroke – strum then play chorus )
ain’t bad

chorus :

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i woke up next to you

G
if i woke up next to you

C
me and you

Am
( honeymoon )

F G
setting in a honeymoon

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i wake up next to you

G
if i woke up next to you

C
me and you

Am
setting in a honeymoon

F
if i wake up next to you

F Am ( single strum on both chords )
( honeymoon )

thanks for using this one! comment if anything is wrong or anything .

– lozza : )