Fairport Convention - Naughty Sailors Alphabet

the naughty sailors’ alphabet

G G C G
a is for arsehole all covered in hair
D D C G
B is for blowjob after which we don’t care
G D C G
C is for cunt which doth glisten and pong
G G D G
d’s diarrhea , that’s shit all gone wrong

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G G C G
merrily , merrily , so merry sail we
D D C G
no mortal on earth like a sailor at sea
G D C G
heave away , haul away , the ship roles along
G G D G
give a sailor his gobble and there’s fxxk all goes wrong

E is for eunuch with only one ball
f’s the poor fxxker that’s got none at all
G is for gobble which we’ve already had
h is for the handfull which can’t be that bad

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i is for incest , that’s fxxking your mum
j is for jobfull , that’s one up the arm
k is for knickers all torn up and stamped on
l is for locked up with clamps on my hampton

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m is for morals , we hope you have none
n’s for the nasty that belongs to the nun
o is for orifice , that’s long for a whole
p is for penis , that’s prick to a prole

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q is for question that says do you fxxk?
r is the answer like hard fxxking luck!
s is for shit , what a foul fxxking lot!
t’s tits and turds , and tossers , and twots!

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u is for uniform , preferably school
v’s for vagina , that’s cunt only cool
w’s for wanking , that’s caning our cocks
x is the experiment of fxxking your socks

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y is for y – fronts all skid marked and grimy
z is for zollocks , it’s wrong but it’s rhymy
there’s butter and cheese and bread on the shelf
if you want anymore then go fxxk yourself!