Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Acoustic

hey , this is my first ever tab! i hope you like it , i think it goes pretty well xd

i’d say for the strumming pattern , just strum down , but up before the chord
change , if that makes any sense .

capo : 4

G D
y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Em C
jaws all on the floor like pam , like tommy just burst in the door
G D
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
Em C
they first were divorce , throwin her over furniture ( ahh! )
G D
it’s the return of the . . . “ah , wait , no way , you’re kidding ,
Em C
he didn’t just say what i think he did , did he?”
G D
and dr . dre said . . . nothing you idiots!
Em C
dr . dre’s dead , he’s locked in my basement! ( ha – ha! )
G D
feminist women love eminem
Em
chigga chigga chigga
C
“slim shady , i’m sick of him look at him ,
G D
walkin’ around grabbin’ his you – know – what
Em C
flippin the you – know – who , ” “yeah , but he’s so cute though!”
G D
yeah , i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Em C
but no worse , than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
G D Em
sometimes , i wanna get on tv and just let loose , but can’t
C
but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
G D
“my bum is on your lips , my bum is on your lips”
Em C
and if i’m lucky , you might just give it a little kiss
G D
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
Em C
and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
G D
of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Em
by the time they hit fourth grade
C
they got the discovery channel don’t they?
G D Em
“we ain’t nothing but mammals . . ” well , some of us cannibals
C
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [ slurp ]
G D
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Em C
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
G D
[ * ewww! * ] but if you feel like i feel , i got the antidote
Em C
women wave your pantyhose , sing the chorus and it goes

[ chorus : eminem ( repeat 2x ) ]
G D
’cause i’m slim shady , yes i’m the real shady
Em C
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
G D
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up ,
Em C
please stand up , please stand up?

G D
will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Em C
well i do , so fxxk him and fxxk you too!
G D
you think i give a damn about a grammy?
Em C
half of you critics can’t even stomach me , let alone stand me
G D
“but slim , what if you win , wouldn’t it be weird?”
Em C
why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?
G D
so you can , sit me here next to britney spears?
Em C
shit , christina aguilera better switch me chairs
G D
so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
Em C
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
G D
you little bitch , put me on blast on mtv
Em C
“yeah , he’s cute , but i think he’s married to kim , hee – hee!”
G D
i should download her audio on mp3
Em C
and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [ ahhh! ]
G D Em
i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups , all you do is annoy me
C
so i have been sent here to destroy you [ bzzzt ]
G D
and there’s a million of us just like me
Em C
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fxxk like me
G D
who dress like me; walk , talk and act like me
Em C
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[ chorus ]
G D
i’m like a head trip to listen to , cause i’m only givin you
Em C
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
G D
the only difference is i got the balls to say it
Em C
in front of y’all and i don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
G D
i just get on the mic and spit it
Em C
and whether you like to admit it [ * err * ] i just shit it
G D
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Em C
then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
G D
it’s funny; cause at the rate i’m goin when i’m thirty
Em C
i’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
G D
pinchin nurses asses when i’m jackin off with jergens
Em C
and i’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working
G D
and every single person is a slim shady lurkin
Em C
he could be workin at burger king , spittin on your onion rings
G D
[ * hach * ] or in the parkin lot , circling
Em
screaming “i don’t give a fxxk!”
C
with his windows down and his system up
G D
so , will the real shady please stand up?
Em C
and put one of those fingers on each hand up?
G D
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
Em C
and one more time , loud as you can , how does it go?

[ chorus 4x ]

ha ha
guess there’s a slim shady in all of us
fxxk it , let’s all stand up