Emilie Autumn - Girls Girls Girls

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step right up
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we bring to you the finest entertainment
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and i Am pleased to be your humble servant
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accept our hospitality , indulge in abnormality

Dm
step right up
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we’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment
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i do this as a gift , not for employment
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a portrait of insanity , approached with pure humanity

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come see our girls , crazy girls
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if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
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they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
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tickets cheap , it’s a crime
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and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
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to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
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come see the girls , girls , girls

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some of them are really quite attractive as you see
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some are truly hideous , i’m sure that you’ll agree
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while others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
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but you mustn’t let them fool you , just one more rule

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you shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
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and that one , let’s just keep walking by
Em A7 D
these ain’t no ordinary girls , and we’ve a steady supply
Em A7 D
grab another cup of tea , and follow me

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to see our girls , crazy girls
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if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

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now , has anybody any clever questions for your guide
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for a penny more , go on and ask , we have nothing here to hide .

quiet down! you , sir?
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if insanity’s primarily a femininish malady ,
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and no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact ,
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then according to the medics , are they faultier genetics?
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are they born with this disease , or is it something they contract?

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its all to do with reproductive organs
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which are naturally unstable in a dame
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you see , from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
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and they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
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i have a question ( shoot! )
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has any patient ever been released
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would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
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for the good of our society , they oughtn’t reproduce
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so while they may pretend propriety , we’ll never let them loose

D A
come see the girls , crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

some are born mad
some achieve madness
some have madness thrust upon them
this is the real thing my friends , 100 percent , authentic , mentally – ill
except no imitations
for a little extra on the side , you can arrange
for a slightly more intimate encounter , wink wink
for a tuppence , just a tuppence , a handful of pills to feed the inmates
we’ve got pills for depression , obsession , agression , possession , indiscretion ,
but there’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays

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how big is a lady’s brain?
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it’s really very , very small , a simple thought is quite a strain
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this seems just a bit inhumane
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it’s just a simple little shock , it doesn’t cause her any pain

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they’re really more like animals than people
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which , as we’ve proven , haven’t any souls at all .
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the only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior
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and these are only useful in a seedy music hall

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they don’t bite , well they might
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i say this one does look hungry tonight
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so get your picture with an inmate
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but be sure she’s locked up tight
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they’re practically wild sir
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protect your child sir

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they don’t recall the taste of freedom
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they’re just happy if we feed them
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so point and laugh , it isn’t bad
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they oughtn’t mind because they’re mad!
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if you haven’t got a dime , toss us your pearls

you’re welcome to enjoy

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our girls , crazy girls
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if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
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they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

Em A7 D
i’ve got a lot more words to say , but i just can’t make them rhyme
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so ladies , let this be a lesson to you , keep your hair uncut
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your corsets tight , your morals high
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your knitting neat , your yappers shut
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this is what comes of over – educating ,
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mentally over – stimulating ,
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too much serious conversating ,
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organized religion – hating ,
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sinful over – copulating ,
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marriage without procreating ,
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girl – on – girl caught lesbiating ,
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she was caught while masturbating ,
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they all mind manipulating ,
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chronically hallucinating ,
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certainly there’s no debating ,
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some we just find fascinating ,
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women’s rights facilitating ,
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independent thought creating ,
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she just may be complicating ,
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get your money out , we’re waiting

to see those
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girls!
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girls!
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girls!