Kunci Gitar Emilie Autumn - Girls Girls Girls

Dm
step right up
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we bring to you the finest entertainment
A7
and i Am pleased to be your humble servant
Dm A7
accept our hospitality , indulge in abnormality

Dm
step right up
A#
we’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment
A7
i do this as a gift , not for employment
Dm A7
a portrait of insanity , approached with pure humanity

D A
come see our girls , crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

D E7
some of them are really quite attractive as you see
A7 D
some are truly hideous , i’m sure that you’ll agree
Em A7 D
while others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
E A7
but you mustn’t let them fool you , just one more rule

D E7
you shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
A7 D
and that one , let’s just keep walking by
Em A7 D
these ain’t no ordinary girls , and we’ve a steady supply
Em A7 D
grab another cup of tea , and follow me

D A
to see our girls , crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

D E7
now , has anybody any clever questions for your guide
E A7 D7
for a penny more , go on and ask , we have nothing here to hide .

quiet down! you , sir?
D E7
if insanity’s primarily a femininish malady ,
A7 D
and no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact ,
Em A7 D
then according to the medics , are they faultier genetics?
E A7
are they born with this disease , or is it something they contract?

D E7
its all to do with reproductive organs
A7 D
which are naturally unstable in a dame
Em A7 D
you see , from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
E A7
and they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
D
i have a question ( shoot! )
E7
has any patient ever been released
A7 D
would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
Em A7 D
for the good of our society , they oughtn’t reproduce
E A7
so while they may pretend propriety , we’ll never let them loose

D A
come see the girls , crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

some are born mad
some achieve madness
some have madness thrust upon them
this is the real thing my friends , 100 percent , authentic , mentally – ill
except no imitations
for a little extra on the side , you can arrange
for a slightly more intimate encounter , wink wink
for a tuppence , just a tuppence , a handful of pills to feed the inmates
we’ve got pills for depression , obsession , agression , possession , indiscretion ,
but there’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays

A
how big is a lady’s brain?
Em E7 D7
it’s really very , very small , a simple thought is quite a strain
Em
this seems just a bit inhumane
E E7 D7
it’s just a simple little shock , it doesn’t cause her any pain

D E7
they’re really more like animals than people
A7 D
which , as we’ve proven , haven’t any souls at all .
Em A7 D
the only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior
E A7
and these are only useful in a seedy music hall

D E7
they don’t bite , well they might
A7 D
i say this one does look hungry tonight
Em A7
so get your picture with an inmate
D
but be sure she’s locked up tight
E
they’re practically wild sir
A7
protect your child sir

D E7
they don’t recall the taste of freedom
A7 D
they’re just happy if we feed them
Em A7
so point and laugh , it isn’t bad
D
they oughtn’t mind because they’re mad!
E A7
if you haven’t got a dime , toss us your pearls

you’re welcome to enjoy

D A
our girls , crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
those girls , crazy girls
D A7 D7
they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal
D A
tickets cheap , it’s a crime
D/F# D7 A
and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
come see the girls , girls , girls

Em A7 D
i’ve got a lot more words to say , but i just can’t make them rhyme
Em A7 D
so ladies , let this be a lesson to you , keep your hair uncut
Em A7
your corsets tight , your morals high
D
your knitting neat , your yappers shut
Em A7
this is what comes of over – educating ,
D Em
mentally over – stimulating ,
A7
too much serious conversating ,
D Em
organized religion – hating ,
A7
sinful over – copulating ,
D Em
marriage without procreating ,
A7
girl – on – girl caught lesbiating ,
D Em
she was caught while masturbating ,
A7
they all mind manipulating ,
D Em
chronically hallucinating ,
A7
certainly there’s no debating ,
D Em
some we just find fascinating ,
A7
women’s rights facilitating ,
D Em
independent thought creating ,
A7
she just may be complicating ,
D D7
get your money out , we’re waiting

to see those
Em
girls!
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girls!
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girls!