[Intro]
A D A E

[Verse 1]
A
Well head over boots, yeah we fell in love
D
Bought ourself a tail waggin’ kid of our own
A E
A pure bred, four leg, golden hair hunting’ machine, that’s right
A
And it wasn’t too long, true love turned south
D
And before I knew it, she was kicking me out
A E
Making demands and plans for everything, I said wait a minute

[Chorus]
A D
You can have my truck, the old house too
E A
The Winnebago, the fast boat and the pontoon
A D
Take this old guitar, take my buddy John
E
You can have it all
A
You can’t have my dog, no ma’am

[Verse 2]
A
Listen, ‘cause I taught him how to sit and how to load it on up
D
Fetch a green head Mississippi mallard duck
A E
And I can’t believe you think he’d leave my side, nah, no dog
A
‘Cause he likes to ride up high where the world can see us
D
He can ‘t feel the wind blow down low in your Prius
A E
Well, he’s not yours girl, thank god he’s mine, ah (no, he ain’t)

[Chorus]
A D
You can have my truck, the old house too
E A
The Winnebago, the fast boat and the pontoon
A D
Take this old guitar, take my buddy John
E
You can have it all
A
You can’t have my dog, no ma’am

[Solo]
D A E A
(Come on boy, let’s go before they get here)

[Bridge]
A
You can have my vinyl records
D
Have all my of my top shelf liquors
E
My Willy poster on the wall, y’all
A
You can’t have my dog

[Chorus]
A
You can have my truck (you can have my truck)
D
The old house too (the old house too)
E A
Well, the Winnebago, the fast boat and the pontoon
A
Take this old guitar (take this old guitar)
D
Take my buddy John (take my buddy John)
E
You can have it all
A
You can’t have my dog (you can’t have my dog)
D E
Take your cat, be on
A
You can’t have my dog
D
Yeah, you can take the cat
E
You ain’t getting my dog
A (play progression through)
Nah, you can’t put pink bows in the coat of a AKC registered goat
I’m talking the greatest of all time, he’s the best of his line
And ya girl he’s all mine
Come on boy, let’s go