Destroy Boys - I Threw Glass At My Friends Eyes And Now Im On Probation

[Intro]
Am F C E
X2

[Verse 1]
Am F C E
You’re ruining my life day by day
Am F C E
The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous
Am F C
This is disgusting, like seriously dude?
E
What do you think you’re doing?
Am F C
You’re like way older than me and you’re gross
E
And I don’t wanna do that

[Chorus]
F E Am
Never invite me over ever again
F E
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 2]
Am F
But fuck you! You’re so old, dude!
C E
Like seriously, what do you think you’re doing?
Am F C E
Your hands are so big and you’re so tall, wow
Am F
You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time
C E
But in retrospect it would’ve been a bad idea, because
Am F C E
You don’t care about me, and like, I care about you, so that’s bad

[Chorus]
F E Am
Never invite me over ever again
F E
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 3]
Am F C E
I’m really ironically pissed off right now
Am F C E
I’m feeling quite lost right now
Am F
Like in a really big forest in Lake Tahoe or something
C E
Somewhere big and scary ‘cause you’re scary as shit, dude!
Am F
Like, I don’t really know what I can tell you
C E
You kinda freak me out but we could be friends!

[Chorus]
F E Am
Never invite me over ever again
F E
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh

F E Am
Never invite me over ever again
F E
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna make out with you
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F E Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh

F E Am
Never invite me over ever again
F E
Just kidding, please do!
Am Am
I really wanna hang out with you