Darwin Deez - Bad Day

darwin deez – bad day
personally i’d play all the chords barred to sound like the guitar on the record ,
but it doesn’t really matter if you dont .
E A D G B E
D : x 5 7 7 7 5
Bm7 : 7 9 7 7 7 7
E7 : x 7 9 7 9 7
G : 3 5 5 4 3 3
A : 5 7 7 6 5 5
B7 : 7 9 7 8 7 7
verse :

| D | Bm7 | E7 |
i hope that the last the page of your 800 – page novel is missing
| D | Bm7 | E7 |
and i hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang

chorus :
| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

| D | Bm7 | E7 |
and if you drop your keys i hope there’s a sewer somewhere very nearby
| D | Bm7 | E7 |
and if you’re out of clean sheets i hope your new girl takes off and it’s clear why
chorus :
| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

| Bm7 | A | B7 |
and i would like to be your girlfriend so i could dump you
| Bm7 | D | G
and i would like to be your garbage man so i would never have to pick up
| G
your trash again

| D | Bm7 | E7 |
maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
| D | Bm7 | E7 |
well i hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny

| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
( but i’m sorry if it ever is )
| G | D | G |
’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
( but i’m sorry if it ever is ) etc . . .