Darren Criss - So Many Douchebagsguys Like Peter

( slowly )
Bm C Bm C
so many douchebags in the world
Bm C Bm
so many douchebags get the girls
B7 Em A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything
Em A7
than you and i or anyone could bring
C Bm
they need a prince in armor who could sing
C Bm ( let ring
their love to them

( speed up tempo )
Bm C Bm C
so many assholes in this place
Bm C Bm
so many assholes in my face!
B7 Em
why dont they leave me alone
A7
to love princesses and queens?
Em A7
they wouldnt ever be in between
C Bm C Bm
id treat them nice and id never be mean to them
Bm
yeah yeah yeah

( pick the bass note before each chord )
Em C G D/F#
but there will always be guys like peter
Em C G D/F#
a no good tennis playing self absorbin’ wiener
Em C G
hell never ever go see you at the theatre
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C
and hell never know the lengths that id go just to see your show

Bm C
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Bm C
ba ba ba ba ba ba da
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ba da ba ba ba ba ba

Bm C Bm C
so many bastards here
Bm C Bm
why cant these bastards disappear?
B7 Em
well blast them off to outer space
A7
well never see them again
Em A7
id launch them all to venus and then
C Bm C Bm
i wouldnt have to deal with them anymore
Bm
yeah yeah yeah

Em C G D/F#
but there will always be guys like peter
Em C G D/F#
wholl jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
Em C G
right before id just try to get near her
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C
and hell never know the steam that id blow when id see her go

Bm

( hard strum on the chord changes )
C Bm
so why do these guys even exist?
C Bm
and how can the girls just cant resist?
C Bm
dont they know it just makes me pissed?

C Bm
hey thats me , was born that way
C Bm
and cest la vie , what more to say?
C Bm
i could complain but whats the use?
C Bm
something i aint , the simple truth but

( one strum each )
Em C G D/F#
there will always be guys like petey
Em C G D/F#
to make my life just a little bit more shitty
Em C G
hell always be the block to every titty
D/F# C
that ill ever love
D/F# C
and its been kinda rough
D/F# C
so pete , ive had enough
D/F# C
pete , ive had enough