B D A E ( though the whole song , actually . . . )

B D A
you got me horny in the morning and you kno – o – ow

E B
i try to call you but i can’t find the telephone

D A
i sent a message through the internet but it rejected

E B
i wrote a letter and i sent it with the po – o – ost

D A
the post it takes so long , so i’ve got to sing this song

E B
to let you know how i feel , whats the deal baby

D A
and i can’t wait for you , and the things you make me do

E B
my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you

B
i’m horny

A
horny , horny , horny

C
so horny

E
i’m horny , horny , horny

i’m horny
horny , horny , horny
so horny
i’m horny , horny , horny tonight

i searched from town to town but i can’t find my bird ooh ooh
i got so desperate i sent a rocket to the moon
in new york city someone said they saw you singing the blues
but it was a man from nowhere land . . . who looked like you
i will keep searching on
this feeling’s much too strong
my heart is ringing and i’m singing this song for you

and i like you , yeah i like you
and i like you
i like you ( x6 )
and i feel horny horny tonight

i’m horny
horny , horny , horny
so horny
i’m horny , horny , horny
i’m horny
horny , horny , horny
so horny
i’m horny , horny , horny tonight
i’m horny , horny , horny tonight

the post it takes so long , so i gotta sing this song
to let you know how i feel , whats the deal baby
and i can’t wait for you , and the things you make me too
my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you

i’m horny
horny , horny , horny
so horny
i’m horny , horny , horny
i’m horny
horny , horny , horny
so horny
i’m horny , horny , horny tonight

horny , horny
horny , horny , horny
horny , horny
horny , horny , horny
horny , horny
horny , horny , horny
horny , horny
horny , horny , horny
horny , horny
horny , horny , horny