[Verse 1]
A
I’m not getting any taller
D
So I better settle into these shoes
A
I have no idea what I’m doing
D B
I just hope I find something to amuse me soon
D
But I’m not too sad
Dm A
I just don’t know what to do

[Chorus]
D
If I die before I’m famous
A D
What’s the point of anything?
A D
I’m too sentimental to get
A D
Rid of my old gumball rings

[Verse 2]
A D
I bought an ugly sweater
Bm D
‘Cause I want something to lose
A D
I wanna buy a muffin
Bm D
But I don’t have an excuse

[Chorus]
A D
If I die before I’m famous
A D
What’s the point of anything?
A E
I’m too sentimental to get
A D
Rid of my old gumball rings

[Bridge]
F#m E
Only clever thoughts
D E
Can go in my fancy notebook
F#m E
I imitate your tiny writing
D B7
‘Cause it makes you look intelligent

[Chorus]
A D E
If I die before I’m famous
A D
What’s the point of anything?
A E7 E
I’m too sentimental to get
A D
Rid of my old gumball rings

[Instrumental]
F#m A D
E F#m A D

[Outro]
A D
I am only calling to say
Bm B
It’s not hard to be by myself