Crash Test Dummies - There Are Many Dangers

Gm A# Fm
if your toast gets stuck in the toaster
Cm Gm A# D# G
do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up , or look out
Cm Gm
i did and i got caught in the current
D# A# D# Asus4
pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

C
there are many dangers
D G Bm
they could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
you must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm A# Fm
when it’s very , very cold out
Cm Gm A#
do not put your tongue on cold metal things
D# G
for example , stop signs
Cm Gm
i did and they had to pull some skin off
D# A# D# Asus4
and then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

C
there are many dangers
D G Bm
they could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
you must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm A# Fm
when they’d taken out my tonsils
Cm
i brought them home
Gm A# D# G
kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
Cm Gm
between the toaster , stop sign , and my tonsils
D# A# D# Asus4
i’ve got lots of things to think about at night

C
there are many dangers
D G Bm
they could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
you must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
remember all the rules they have for everything