Step Mom

Intro : F

F
we broke up..
C
it was messy and i’m so embarrassed..
F
let it get the best of me,
C Em
i wasn’t thinkin’ clearly..

F
uh, now i’ll be the bigger person
C
and i won’t lash out even though
it really hurts
F C Em
another lesson learned, i’m movin’ on

F
i won’t call you in the middle
of the night..
C
won’t show up to your house
without an invite..
F
i won’t beg you for a second chance
C
cause i got a man now
(Em)
with a good health plan

Reff :
F
i’m gonna steal your dad..
C
be the best he ever had..
F
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
C
and he traded in his ring
Em
to givе me everything i wanted

F
oh, i know we have a past..
C
i think we should start from scratch..
F
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
C Em
if you never did me wrong..
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..

F
told your dad..
C
i want a studio in your bedroom..
F
it’s lookin’ comfortable and i’m lookin’..
C Em
to take more from you..
(to take more from you)

F
i.. i’m in it for the long haul
C
and i’ll admit it, i’ve been unconventional
F C Em
some may say it’s borderline insane..

F
please don’t call me
in the middle of the night..
C
don’t show up to our house
without an invite..
F
me and your father have been talkin’ and..
C
we think it’s time you
Em
get off our phone plan..

Reff :
F
i’m gonna steal your dad..
C
be the best he ever had..
F
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
C
and he traded in his ring
Em
to givе me everything i wanted

F
oh, i know we have a past..
C
i think we should start from scratch..
F
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
C Em
if you never did me wrong..
(F)
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..

F
is this how you saw my weddin’?
C
as another guest attendin’?
F
i don’t wanna see you objectin’
C Em
when you’re the one who fucked our endin’..

Reff :
F
i’m gonna steal your dad..
C
be the best he ever had..
F
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
C
and he traded in his ring
Em
to givе me everything i wanted

F
oh, i know we have a past..
C
i think we should start from scratch..
(i think we should start from scratch)
F
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
C Em
if you never did me wrong..
C
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..

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Intro : Bb

Bb
we broke up..
F
it was messy and i’m so embarrassed..
Bb
let it get the best of me,
F Am
i wasn’t thinkin’ clearly..

Bb
uh, now i’ll be the bigger person
F
and i won’t lash out even though
it really hurts
Bb F Am
another lesson learned, i’m movin’ on

Bb
i won’t call you in the middle
of the night..
F
won’t show up to your house
without an invite..
Bb
i won’t beg you for a second chance
F
cause i got a man now
(Am)
with a good health plan

Reff :
Bb
i’m gonna steal your dad..
F
be the best he ever had..
Bb
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
F
and he traded in his ring
Am
to givе me everything i wanted

Bb
oh, i know we have a past..
F
i think we should start from scratch..
Bb
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
F Am
if you never did me wrong..
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..

Bb
told your dad..
F
i want a studio in your bedroom..
Bb
it’s lookin’ comfortable and i’m lookin’..
F Am
to take more from you..
(to take more from you)

Bb
i.. i’m in it for the long haul
F
and i’ll admit it, i’ve been unconventional
Bb F Am
some may say it’s borderline insane..

Bb
please don’t call me
in the middle of the night..
F
don’t show up to our house
without an invite..
Bb
me and your father have been talkin’ and..
F
we think it’s time you
Am
get off our phone plan..

Reff :
Bb
i’m gonna steal your dad..
F
be the best he ever had..
Bb
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
F
and he traded in his ring
Am
to givе me everything i wanted

Bb
oh, i know we have a past..
F
i think we should start from scratch..
Bb
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
F Am
if you never did me wrong..
(Bb)
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..

Bb
is this how you saw my weddin’?
F
as another guest attendin’?
Bb
i don’t wanna see you objectin’
F Am
when you’re the one who fucked our endin’..

Reff :
Bb
i’m gonna steal your dad..
F
be the best he ever had..
Bb
send your mom home cryin’
cause hе couldn’t keep his promise
F
and he traded in his ring
Am
to givе me everything i wanted

Bb
oh, i know we have a past..
F
i think we should start from scratch..
(i think we should start from scratch)
Bb
cause i’m with him now,
but it could’ve been us
F Am
if you never did me wrong..
F
i wouldn’t be your stepmom..