Brad Paisley - Those Crazy Christians

brad paisley – those crazy christians

i couldn’t find the chords for this song anywhere so i worked it out myself . this
is my first tab , so any suggestions/Corrections are welcome .

standard tuning/no capo

chord progression :
D G D Bm A G
A G D Bm A

D G D
those crazy christians , i was gonna sleep in today
Bm A G
but the church bells woke me up and theyre a half a mile away
D G D
those crazy christians , dressed up drivin down my street
Bm A G
get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to applebees

A G
they pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
D Bm A
they pray before a football game and every time they score
A G
every untimely passing , every dear departed soul
D Bm A
is just another good excuse to bake a casserole

those crazy christians , go and jump on some airplane
and fly to africa or haiti , risk their lives in jesus name
no , they aint the late night party kind
they curse the devils whiskey while they drink the saviors wine

a famous tv preacher has a big affair and then
one tearful confession and hes born again again
someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
its like they cant wait to forgive someone for just about anything

those crazy christians
instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon
theyre by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
and every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
whos not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
they march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know
they dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy christians

they look to heaven their whole life
and i think what if theyre wrong but what if theyre right
you know its funny , much as im baffled by it all
if i ever really needed help , well you know who id call
is those crazy christians