my first contribution . . . . so be gentle with me!!
ai – ai – ai – ai – ai!
you – you – you – you – you!
uno! dos! tres! quatro!
A F#m E D A F#m
my teacher asked me where my homework was and that’s when i told her
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A
policeman caught me doing ninety and that’s when he pulled me over
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
a hippie with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
E D
“no hablo ingles”
G
( one! )
when i’m not feeling it!
D
( two! )
when someone’s full of shit!
A
( three! ) D A
when i get cut off at the ba – A – A – A – ar!
G
to make a getaway
D
it’s all you’ve gotta say!
E
( quatro! sinco! seis! )
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
( hey! hey! hey! )
A F#m E D A F#m
my nephew asked me if i’d take him to the jonas brothers movie
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
walking my dog i saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
my mama gets mad ’cause i never call my dad on his birthday
E D
“no hablo ingles”
a guy walks up and says “doda esta casel de pepe”
( one! )
G
so many different uses!
( two! )
A
you don’t need no excuses!
( three! )
D A D
it’s as easy as the third gra – A – A – A – ade!
G
the perfect getaway!
D
it’s all you’ve gotta say!
E
( quatro! sinco! seis! )
“no hablo ingles!”
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
– – – spanish bit – – – – alternate E & F ( without barring )
did you brush your teeth! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
where’d you leave your pants! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
did you feed the fish! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
do you like my band! ?
. . . wait , don’t answer that
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
my first contribution . . . . so be gentle with me!!
ai – ai – ai – ai – ai!
you – you – you – you – you!
uno! dos! tres! quatro!
A F#m E D A F#m
my teacher asked me where my homework was and that’s when i told her
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A
policeman caught me doing ninety and that’s when he pulled me over
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
a hippie with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
E D
“no hablo ingles”
G
( one! )
when i’m not feeling it!
D
( two! )
when someone’s full of shit!
A
( three! ) D A
when i get cut off at the ba – A – A – A – ar!
G
to make a getaway
D
it’s all you’ve gotta say!
E
( quatro! sinco! seis! )
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
( hey! hey! hey! )
A F#m E D A F#m
my nephew asked me if i’d take him to the jonas brothers movie
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
walking my dog i saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
E D
“no hablo ingles”
A F#m E D A F#m
my mama gets mad ’cause i never call my dad on his birthday
E D
“no hablo ingles”
a guy walks up and says “doda esta casel de pepe”
( one! )
G
so many different uses!
( two! )
A
you don’t need no excuses!
( three! )
D A D
it’s as easy as the third gra – A – A – A – ade!
G
the perfect getaway!
D
it’s all you’ve gotta say!
E
( quatro! sinco! seis! )
“no hablo ingles!”
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
– – – spanish bit – – – – alternate E & F ( without barring )
did you brush your teeth! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
where’d you leave your pants! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
did you feed the fish! ?
( no hablo ingles! )
do you like my band! ?
. . . wait , don’t answer that
A
“no hablo ingles!”
F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
A F#m E D
“no hablo ingles!”
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