Bowling For Soup - 99 Biker Friends

this is my first tab . . . well its not really a tab is it . . . hmmm . . . well anyways i
wanted a chordal version so here it is!

( palm mute verse )
D A G A
such a big man , such a little chick .
D A G A
i think it all goes back to your tiny
D A G A
pick – up truck in the driveway ,
D A G A
with a sticker on the window
G A
“rest in peace number 3” .

( strum )
D A
tell all your friends
G A
how you put her in her place .
D A
7 pounds of makeup
G A G
just to hide her beat up face .
G G G A
such a pretty face .

[ chorus : ]
D A G A
it takes a tough man to slap her around .
D A G A
such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down .

G A
she’s wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
behind the tinted glass .
G B
and i’ve got 99 biker friends
A G
that wanna kick your ass .

( palm mute )
D
tell her that you’re sorry .
A
blame it on the beer .
G
your dad was mean to you .
A B G A
and i do too .
D A G A
over compensatin’ for your small shoes .

B
taking her away , but you won’t say when .
A
hold her in your arms ,
A G D D D
tell her this won’t happen again .
D D A G A
it takes a tough man to slap her around .
D A G A
such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down .

G A
she’s wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
behind the tinted glass .
G B
and i’ve got 99 biker friends
A G
that wanna kick your ass .

C# A G
i wish bruce lee was here right now
C#
with his trusty nun – chucks
A G
chuck norris is still alive ,
G
so let’s call up walker , texas ranger ,
G
all the dudes from “danger , danger” .
A
let’s get the A – team ,
A
50 cent with his bling – bling ,
A G
and a couple of prison guards .

[ chorus : ]
D A G A
it takes a tough man to slap her around .
D A G A
such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down .

G A
she’s wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
behind the tinted glass .
G B
and i’ve got 99 biker friends
A G
that wanna kick your ass .

( mute )
( 99 biker friends )
D A G A D A G A
i hope that you can run fast
( just wanna mention this )
D A G A
start runnin’ now D A G A
( 99 biker friends )
D A G A
just wanna mention this
( just wanna mention this )
D < - - - no mute we gonna kick your ass . bfs ftw! jaret is the greatest!