capo 1

verse :

G Em Bm
vulcanize the whoopee stick
D
in the ham wallet

G Em Bm
cattle prod the oyster ditch
D
with the lap rocket

G Em Bm
batter dip the cranny A
xd
in the gut locker

G Em Bm
retrofit the pudding hatch ( ooh la la )
D
with the boink swatter

pre – chorus :

C
if i get you in the loop when i make a point to be straight with you then
G D
in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
C
i brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G D
i don’t wanna beat around the bush

chorus :

G Em Bm D
foxtrot unifrom charlie kilo
G Em Bm D
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo

verse :

G Em Bm
marinate the nether rod
D
in the squish mitten

G Em Bm
power drill the yippee bog
D
with the dude piston

G Em Bm
pressure wash the quiver bone
D
in the bitch wrinkle

G Em Bm
cannonball the fiddle cove ( ooh la la )
D
with the pork steeple

pre – chorus :

C
if i get you in the loop when i make a point to be straight with you then
G D
in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
C
i brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G D
i don’t wanna beat around the bush

chorus :

G Em Bm D
foxtrot unifrom charlie kilo
G Em Bm D
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo