[Verse 1] Tom Delonge
C
If you’re too sensitive
Em
well turn this off
Am
If you’re offended by
these words then
F
please fuck off

[Chorus 1] Tome Delonge
F
If you’re an asshole with a
G C
dick then that’s something
Em F
I can lick Then maybe we can
G
call ourselves proctologists

[Verse 2] Mark Hoppus
C
When I first took you
Em
out for sushi on a date
Am
You took me home
F
I sadly pumped away

[Chorus 2/Outro] Mark Hoppus
F G
On your stomach face or ass
C Em
It’s your fault I came fast
F G
So don’t blame it on me
C C
that’s a you thing