[Verse 1]
B5
It’s Christmas Eve
F#5
And I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
B5
It’s Christmas Eve
F#5
And I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
Ab5
And I hate hate hate your guts
E5
I hate hate hate your guts

[Chorus]
B5 F#5 E5 F#5
And I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5
I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5
I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5
I’ll never talk to you again
F#5
I’ll never talk

[Verse 2]
B5 F#5
It’s Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
B5 F#5
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Ab5
And he shit shit shit his pants
E5
He’s always fucking shit his pants

[Chorus]
B5 F#5 E5 F#5
And I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5
I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5
I’ll never talk to you again
B5 F#5 E5 F#5 B5
I’ll never talk to you again I’ll never talk to you again