[ intro ]
nc .
hey , leave a message

[ verse 1 ]
C
hey , call me back
Am
when you get this
F
or when you’ve got a minute
C G
we really need to talk
C
wait , you know what
Am
maybe just forget it
F
cause by the time you get this
C G
your number might be blocked

[ pre – chorus ]
Am C
stay and blah blah blah
F C G
you just want what you can’t have
Am C
no wait , i’ll call the cops
F C G
if you don’t stop i’ll call your dad

[ chorus ]
F G C
and i hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
happy birthday by the way
F G C
it’s not you it’s me and all that other bullshit
Am
you know that’s bullshit
E F
don’t you , babe
Fm C
i’m not your party favor

[ verse 2 ]
C Am
look , now i know we could’ve done it better
F
but we can’t change the weather
C G
and the weather’s come and gone
C Am
books don’t make sense if you read them backwards
F
you’ll single out the wrong words
C G
like you mishear all my songs

[ pre – chorus ]
Am C
you hear stay and blah blah blah
F C G
you just want what you can’t have
Am C
no wait , i’ll call the cops
F C G
if you don’t stop i’ll call your dad

[ chorus ]
F G C
and i hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
happy birthday by the way
F G C
it’s not you it’s me and all that other bullshit
Am
you know that’s bullshit
E F
don’t you , babe
Fm
i’m not your party favor