Ben Folds - Bitch Went Nutz

track : bitch went nutz ( fake )
artist : ben folds
tabbed by : mntlinstituteflr ( patrick cason )

a capella * * *
i took her with me to the christmas office party mistake
a capella * * *
she did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
a capella * * *
bro , i’m so ashamed

Fmaj7 G
i never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
i hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
but you blew my hopes sky – high

Am
the bitch went nuts
C
started talking ’bout politics
G
in front of all my bosses
Dm
bullshit from the internet
Am
the bitch went nuts
C
i’ll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
not with jane fxxking fonda jr . as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no , no!
Fmaj7 F6
oh!

( solo over Am )

a capella * * * ( trill over Am )
it took me and a couple of men to restrain her , you should’ve seen her
a capella * * * ( trill over Am )
when she freaked out and keyed john franklin jr . ’s brand new beamer

Fmaj7 G
she called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
and as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
now they think that i’m a fxxking asshole

Am
the bitch went nuts
C
started talking about vegetables
G
to the wives of my coworkers
Dm
yeah , cruelty to animals
Am C
she thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
but now when i close my eyes , i’ll be fxxking jimmy carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no , no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
oh , no no!
Fmaj7 F6
oh , no no!

Am G Dm
couldn’t you have just nodded and smiled , from nine to twelve p . m .
C6 G
instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
to all my bosses
E
and all my friends?

Am
the bitch went nuts ( nuts! )
C
started putting down the christians
G
and all about what the white man
Dm
did to the indians
Am C
how could i know that she never done blow before?
G
she shouted , “fxxk dick cheney!”
Dm
then she puked on franklin’s floor
( solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords )
oh no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
oh no , no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
oh , no no!
Fmaj7 F6
oh , no no!