Ben Folds Five - Draw A Crowd

A# Gm C Dm F
A# Gm C Dm F
( damn )

: : verse #1 : :
A# C
i ordered something , it took a while
Dm F
this morning something was on my doorstep
A# C
whats this im holding? time capsule owner
Dm F
cause im a brand new man , and i dont think i want it ,
A#
i dont think i want it ,

: : verse #2 : :
A# C
a row of flies hangin’ behind me
Dm F
with guarded up mics and questions , and photo – flashes blind me ,
A# C
and im so high , i cant recall my statements ,
Dm F
i only know i made them , because my face vibrated

: : pre – chorus : :
Dm A7/E
is it all in my mind? i couldve sworn i saw it
F Gm
i thought i was high , just fine is what i call it

: : chorus : :
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall

: : verse #3 : :
A# C
i was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel
Dm F
two have come apart , i must have once been raveled
A# C
now in pretty phrases , it dont mean nothing
Dm F
and i wanna sell Em , i see the line again

: : pre – chorus : :
Dm
so smooth you can hear the beard ,
A7/E
so smooth you can hear the beard , ( hear the beard )
F
three times is poetry ,
Gm
so smooth you can hear the beard

: : chorus : :
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm
if you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall

: : interlude : :
A# C Dm
and if you cant draw a crowd , settle for what you can draw
A# Gm C Dm F
im just saying
A# Gm C Dm F
i – i – i – im just saying
A# Gm C Dm F
whyd you say it , that im just saying
A# Gm C F
but many wait , to what im saying

: : pre – chorus : :
Dm A7/E
oh its come back again , i cant ignore it
F Gm
im a brand new man , but im still ṗ ayin for it

: : chorus : :
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm C Dm F A# Gm
oh – oh if youre feeling small , and you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm
if you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall
A# Gm
if you cant draw a crowd
C Dm F
draw dicks on a wall

: : interlude : :
A# Gm C Dm F
A# Gm C Dm F
A# Gm C Dm F
and if you cant draw a crowd , settle for what you can draw
A# Gm C Dm F
A# Gm C Dm F

: : collision : :
A# Gm C Dm F
i only wanted to be stevie wonder
A# Gm C Dm F
but i got to settle for this vannila thunder
A# Gm C Dm F
( if you cant draw a crowd ) oh this vanilla thunder
A# Gm C Dm F
( if you cant draw a crowd ) oh this vanilla thunder
A# Gm C Dm F
( if you cant draw a crowd ) taste my vanilla thunder
A# Gm C Dm F
( if you feeling small )
A# Gm C Dm F