Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars

capo on 2g , D , C ] x4

verse :
G D C G
if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
i’d buy you a house ( i would buy you a house )
G D C G
if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C
i’d buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an
G
ottoman )
G D C G
and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you a k – car ( a nice reliant automobile )
G D C D
if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love

chorus :
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , i’d build a tree fort in our yard
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , you could help , it wouldn’t be that hard
C D G
if i had a million dollars
Em ( strum these chords once ) C
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
D
you know , we could just go up there and hang out

break ( talking part ) : G , D , C
[ same strumming pattern as intro and verses ]

like open the fridge and stuff
there would already be laid out foods for us
like little pre – wrapped sausages and things
they have pre – wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre – wrapped bacon
well , can you blame ’em
uh , yeah

verse :
G D C G
if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you a fur coat ( but not a real fur coat that’s cruel )
G D C G
and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you an exotic pet ( yep , like a llama or an emu )
G D C G
and if i had a million dollars ( if i had A a million dollars )
G D C
well , i’d buy you john merrick’s remains ( ooh , all them crazy elephant
G
bones )
G D C D
and if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love

chorus :
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner
D
but we would eat kraft dinner

break : G , D , C
[ same as first ]

of course we would , wed just eat more
and buy really expensive ketchups with it
thats right , all the fanciest ke . . . dijon ketchups!
mmmmmm , mmmm – hmmm

verse :
G D C G
if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress , that’s cruel )
G D C G
and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you some art ( a picasso or a garfunkel )
G D C G
if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars )
G D C G
well , i’d buy you a monkey ( haven’t you always wanted a monkey )
G D C D
if i had a million dollars , id buy your love

outro :
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars
C D G Em C
if i had a million dollars
D
i’d be rich