[Verse 1]
C
Where were you born?
Em D
What is your sign?
C
I can’t ignore
Em D
stars aren’t aligned
C
And my horoscope
Em D
just let me know
Bm
Don’t do shit today just
D/F#
stay in bed and let it go

[Chorus 1]
C Em D
Everything was going great
C Em D
Then Mercury ran into retrograde yeah
C Em D
What a beautiful mess we made
Bm D/F#
When Mercury ran into retrograde
C Em D
La la la I think I’m going insane
C Em
La la la And my emotions
D
got the best of me
C Em D
La la la Everybody stay away
Bm D/F# C
Cause I hit I hit retrograde

[Verse 2]
C
I don’t wanna make a decision
Em D
I’ve got blurry vision
C
My car broke down on the
Em D
405 Obnoxious Mission
C
I broke my television
Em D
electronics are tripping
Bm
My boyfriend tried to comfort
D/F#
me and I told him Listen

[Verse 3]
C Em
I don’t know what to do
D
so I’m blame it on the moon
C Em
Yes I’m in a bad mood
D
so sorry if I’m rude
C
It’s not in my head
Em D
let it on the Internet
Bm
Feels like life or death
D/F#
you can’t save me
don’t waste your breath

[Chorus 2]
C Em D
Everything was going great
C Em D
Then Mercury ran into retrograde yeah
C Em D
What a beautiful mess we made
Bm D/F#
When Mercury ran into retrograde
C Em D
La la la I think I’m going insane
C Em
La la la And my emotions
D
got the best of me
C Em D
La la la Everybody stay away
Bm D/F# C
Cause I hit I hit retrograde

[Verse 4/Outro]
Em
Where were you born?
What is your sign?
I can’t ignore
G D/F#
stars aren’t aligned
Em
And my horoscope
just let me know
G
Don’t do shit today just
D/F# Em
stay in bed and let it go