Audio Adrenaline - The Houseplant Song

this is my first guitar tab and please give any good feedback and corrections .

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once i read a book
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and this is what it said
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if your music has a beat
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then you’re gonna wind up dead
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it doesn’t really matter if it’s christian or not
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if it’s syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot
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and this book was called ha youre gonna burn
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and in the second chapter i went on to learn

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taske two houseplants
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and put them to the test
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set them both in front of speakers
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and let the music do the rest
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the first one you play mozart
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or something lovelqy like that
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the second one you play that petra or that megadeth .

doesn’t really matter what kind of rock it is .

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so i took my two houseplants
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and i put them to the test
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set them both in front of speakers
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to let the music do the rest
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i powered up my pioneers
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to let the music roar
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but twenty minutes later
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someone’s knocking at my door

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i opened up my door

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and there my neighbor stood
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he said , man i’d like to get some sleep
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if you think i could

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i said , man , can’t you see here
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i’ve got this moral dilemma that i got to get clear
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he said , what kind of moral dilemma
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could you have at this time of night
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that could make me so angry
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that i just want to fight

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so i pointed to the page in that open book
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that had a picture of a potted plant
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and i said , go have a look

and he read

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take two houseplants
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and put them to the test
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set them both in front of speakers
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and let the music do the rest
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the first one you play mozart
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or something lovely like that
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the second one you play that petra or that megadeth .

doesn’t really matter what kind of rock it is .

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first of all he said ,
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that’s vager that you’re playing
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i’ve never heard of petra
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and isn’t megadeth all dead

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and secondly , emphatically , he asked me ,
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“what’s the sense of hanging out with houseplants when , hey ,
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i live right across the fence

and i thought to myself
you know , that’s a good point

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so i took my two houseplants , and
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i put them both back outside
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and me and my neighbor
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well , we went out for a drive

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we talked about all the things
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that really matter most
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like life and love and happiness
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and then the holy ghost

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and now my two houseplants
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they sit out in the sun
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but as for my neighbor
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well our friendship has become
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a meaningful relationship
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that’s headed straight to heavenn
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but as for now
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we like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline
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cranked to eleven!