Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker

intro : Am Am E Am

Am
despair to the point till they provoke
Am
the punchline before they have told the joke
Am
the sheer desperation to be seen
Am
staring at the television screen

Am
despair to the point where they provoke
Am
you to tell the fxxking punchline before you have told the joke
Am
sorry sunshine it doesn’t exist
Am
it wasn’t in the top 100 list

F E
and it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder ,
Am
don’t be surprised when you get bent over ,
F E D#
he told ya , that you were gagging for it

Am
she saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn’t what it seemed
Am
the kids all dream of making it , whatever that means
Am
another variation on a theme
Am
a tangle on the television and the magazine
Am
d’you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Am
d’you reckon that they make ’em take an oath?
Am
that says “we are defenders
Am Am
of any poseur or professional pretender around”

F E
when did your list replace the twist and turn?
Am
ah the fist , replaced the kissed – on concern
F E
and if you’re bothered , i don’t want your prayers

save it for the morning after

solo : Am

F E
and it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder ,
Am
don’t be surprised when you get bent over ,
F E Am
he told ya , that you were gagging for it

F
lets have a game on the teddy picker
E
not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Am Am
already thick and you’re getting thicker
F
lets have a game on the teddy picker
E
not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Am D#
already thick and you’re getting thicker
Am
asuming that all things are equal ,
Am E
who’d want to be men of the people
E Am
when there’s people like you?