[Intro]
Bm Em
C

[Verse 1]
Asus4 A Bm
Put your heavy metal to the test
C#dim7 F# Em C
It might be half a love song in it all for you
Asus4 A Bm
Timing wise it’s probably for the best
C#dim7 F# Em
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

[Chorus]
A Em
Mister Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
A Em
Wardrobe’s lint rolling your velveteen suit
A G
And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes
Bm Em C

[Verse 2]
Asus4 A Bm
Gradually it’s coming into view
C#dim7 F# Em C
It’s like your little directorial debut
Asus4 A Bm
As fine a time as any to deduce
C#dim7 F# Em
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

[Chorus]
A Em
Mister Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
A Em
Wardrobe’s lint rolling your velveteen suit
A G
And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

[Bridge]
F# F#m7b5/C
And if we guess who I’m pretending to be
G
Do we win a prize?
F# F#m7b5/C
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
G F#
Do we get a third try?

[Verse 3]
Em C Asus4 A Bm
The gloved hand’s reaching in to hit the switch
C#dim7 F# Em
There’s not one goddam thing that you can do about it

[Chorus]
A Em
The mister Schwartz is having tea with the grips
A Em
Asking after all the wives and the kids
A G
It’s at the heart of what The Business is