Andrew Jackson Jihad - Scenesters

C G
oh my god there’s scenesters everywhere
C G
with their hair gel and their vintage t – shirts
C G
why didn’t the shins come to phoenix?
C G
and why didn’t mirah come to phoenix?

Am
because the modified is too small
E
and the marquis is too big
C
and the complex is rightfully dead
F Am E
and the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause
C G
C G
oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
C G
with their hair gel and their color green
C G C G
how do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

Am E
because their hair gel that they use isn’t tested on animals
C F
and their swallow tattoos are fxxking lame
Am E
and cocaine is essentially vegan
C F
and they don’t give a fxxk anyway
C [ pause ] G [ pause ]
they’re so vain , and yes , this song is about them
C G
C G
C G
oh my god post – hardcore kids everywhere
C G
with their violence and pomposity
C G
so fxxking straightedge getting high off of self – righteousness
C G
and praying to a sideways cross
Am E C F
so urban , so infantile , so angry , so young , and so poor
Am E [ pause ]
they don’t need to use a crutch ’cuz they’ve got the wheelchair
C G
C G
oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
C G
pretentious fxxking assholes everywhere
C G
oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
C G
pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere
end on G .

hope that was understandable . the G is quickly addEd onto the end of the C , if
that wasn’t obvious from listening to the song . : D