Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Love You

C – [ 0 3 2 0 1 0 ]
F – [ 1 3 3 2 1 1 ]
G – [ 3 5 5 4 3 3 ]
Am – [ 0 3 2 0 1 0 ]

shuffle all the C chords from the initial C – [ 0 3 2 0 1 0 ] shape to this
different G – [ 3 2 0 0 1 0 ] shape every quarter note to make it sound more
like the real song . just go ahead and listen to the song to get the rhythm
if you’re not quite sure what i’m talking about . it’s not too difficult .

sing it to your sweethearts : )

C
i like telling dirty jokes ,
C
and i like smoking crystal meth ,
F G C
but darling i love you .

C
and i like laughing at retards ,
C
and i like throwing rocks at dogs ,
F G C
but darling i love you .

F G
i love you like the moon and stars ,
C Am
when little kids get hit by cars ,
F G C
girl you know it’s true .
F G C
darling , i love you .

C
i’ve been tryin’ to move on ,
C
since you left , since you’ve been gone ,
F G C
but it’s so hard on me .

C
talked to a girl in first hour ,
C
bought her a cd , bought her a flower ,
F G C
but she’s a stupid cunt .

F G C Am
but i’ll take anything , and i’ll take anyone .
F G C Am
i’ll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun .
F G C Am
i’ll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too .
F G C
but darling , i love you .