Andrew Jackson Jihad - Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin

beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the a string , down to D on A , then A C
power chord rooted on A , then A G power chord rooted on a at the 10th fret . ( i think
that’s right , it was kind of a pita to figure out )

intro : ( barre ) Em Dm ( power chord ) C G

G C G ( done quickly )
i used to be a dead guy
G C G ( done quickly
now i’m a fxxkin’ jedi
Em D
and i’ve got lots of news for you
Em D C
and i’ve got a long list of things to do
G C G ( done quickly )
i used to dwell on the present
G C G ( done quickly )
i used to be so hesitant
Em D
but now i’ve got my whole life to live
Em D Am
Cm ( staccato )
and i’ve got all my love to give to all you fxxkers that i hayayate
G C G
it’s like the gift of the magi
G C G
it’s like the gift of the magi 2!
Em D
you sold your soul to buy some tits
Em D
i sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
G C G
we’ve gotta get him in the van
G C G
what if he resists?
Em D
kick him in the back of the fxxkin’ head
Em D
put him in the back of the fxxkin’ vayayayan
G C G
it’s a miracle of science ,
G C G
this portrayal of violence
Em D
it lives inside us all
Em D
it lives inside our hearts
Am Cm ( staccato )
just like a stupid fxxking tape wooooorm

play into
who can we blame?
G C G
the husband divorced his wife
G C G
after she cut her hair
Em D
because she was way less fxxkable
Em D
and that’s just unforgiveable
G C G
moved into a condo
G C G
and hung out by the poool
Em D
he never wore a bathing suit
Em D
because he wanted scope out the talent
G C G
if god doesn’t like ugly
G C G
he does’t like anybody
Em D
fxxk god anyway
Em D
he’s osbsolete
Am Cm ( staccato )
my god thinks my jokes are funny

intro
there is no one to blame

people are just fxxkin’ mean

go ?sons?