Andrew Jackson Jihad - David J Is A Sickness

C – F – Dm – G

then

E – – 1 – – 3 – 1 – 3 – 1 – – 1 – – 3 – 1 – 3 – 1 – – 1 – – 3 – 1 – 3 – 1 – – 3 – – |
B – – 1 – – – – – – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – – – – – – 0 – – |
G – – 0 – – – – – – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – 0 – – |
D – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 0 – – |
A – – 3 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 2 – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 3 – – |

C F
you’re helpless , and hopeless
Dm G
you wanna help out the homeless
C F Dm G
but you’ve got problems
C F
you’re selfish , and worthless
Dm G
and you have no fxxking purpose
C F Dm G
you’re a cancer – causing , cancer – having slob

Dm G C F Dm G C
whoa – oh whoa whoooaaaaa whoooaaaaa – ohhh – oooohhh

C F
there are morals that conflict with orals
Dm G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C F Dm G
angels are hating on you
C F
if good is the absence of evil
Dm G
and evil is the absence of good
C F
there is an axis of evil
Dm G
rolling into this neighborhood

Dm F
with the sound of gunshots
C E Am
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!

Dm G C Am Dm G C . G . Am . Dm G C
whoa – oh

C F
it was then that i found i Am a vampire
Dm Am
i have fangs fxxking 15 inches long
C F
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone’s blood
Dm Am
feels so good i Am compelled to sing this song
C F
and at night when i retire to my coffin
Dm Am
to sleep for a hundred years or more
C F
all you people that i know will have died long ago
Dm Am Am – F – C
and their children will have died ten years before

Dm G C G Am
whoaaaaa – oh . whooaa – oh – oh – ohhh