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intro : G/C/G/C/Am/D/D
G Em
i Am a blank page in a notebook ,
C Am D
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks .
G Em
i Am a bathroom wall , freshly painted over
C Am D
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts ,
C
i Am the total gym ,
D
i Am the salad glove ,
G
i Am the slap chop ,
D Em sean does a hammer on on the a string
i’m the forever lazy ,
C Am D G another hammer on a string
i Am a boring and worthless thing , and nobody should save me .

G Em
i Am the kool – aid stains on the mouth of a kid ,
C Am D
whose name is most likely cody .
G Em C Am D
he had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley ,
C
and cody doesn’t have friends ,
D
and his parents hate each other ,
G D Em sean hammer ons the a string at one point
and he wants to find a better way to love his family .
C Am D G another hammer on the a string
and after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the arby’s .

G Em
i Am the camera that watches you ,
C Am D
when you think you are awake .
G Em
and i Am a jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
C Am D
that keeps all their cocaine safe .
C D
i Am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings ,
G D Em hammer on like last time
at an all you can eat buffet ,
C Am D G same hammer on
i’m the xbox controller for a drone operator today .

G Em
and i’m a hologram of a tanning booth ,
C Am D
in a history class from the future .
G Em
i’m the nuclear test , called operation dominic ,
C Am D
that gave my grandfather cancer .

C D
and i Am a video store clerk and an angel of death ,
G D Em guess what! hammer on!
“hi how are you? my name is trevor . ”
C
prepare to die ,
C Am D G haaammmmerrrr on!
bad lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever .