All Day Comedy Act - Stethoscope

[Intro]
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[Chorus]

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The first kinda boom is like a holiday
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Emit radiation like a gamma ray
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The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
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And you’re in trouble
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Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
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Be yourself, or you can call the pope
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The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
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The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope

Dm
The first kinda boom is like a holiday
Dm
Emit radiation like a gamma ray
Dm
The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
F E7
And you’re in trouble
Dm
Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
Dm
Be yourself, or you can call the pope
Dm
The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
Dm
The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope

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[Verse 1]

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Cashed out prisons, missile eyes
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Brand name prices summarized
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at wholesale

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How’s your summer, fairly bleak
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What should last months barely lasts a week
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It’s messy, some may say

[Chorus]

Dm
The first kinda boom is like a holiday
Dm
Emit radiation like a gamma ray
Dm
The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
F E7
And you’re in trouble
Dm
Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
Dm
Be yourself, or you can call the pope
Dm
The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
Dm
The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope

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[Verse 2]

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Master laughter, blast your tone
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Chase them off till you’re alone
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and empty

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Waves of violence crash the shore
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I ain’t never gonna sin no more
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That’s funny, some may say

[Chorus]

Dm
The first kinda boom is like a holiday
Dm
Emit radiation like a gamma ray
Dm
The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
F E7
And you’re in trouble
Dm
Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
Dm
Be yourself, or you can call the pope
Dm
The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
Dm
The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope

[Bridge]

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[Chorus]

Dm
The first kinda boom is like a holiday
Dm
Emit radiation like a gamma ray
Dm
The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
F E7
And you’re in trouble
Dm
Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
Dm
Be yourself, or you can call the pope
Dm
The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
Dm
The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope

Dm
The first kinda boom is like a holiday
Dm
Emit radiation like a gamma ray
Dm
The second time you’ll feel as though you’re gone away
F E7
And you’re in trouble
Dm
Sink like a stone, or you can float like hope
Dm
Be yourself, or you can call the pope
Dm
The slope is so slippery it’s a slippery slope
Dm
The dope is so sick I need a stethoscope