[Intro with solo]
Eb Eb
Eb Eb

[Intro verse]
Bb F C C
Bb F C C

[Verse 1]
Bb F
One thing I miss
C C
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
Bb F
We met last night
C C
Making love by the refrigerator light
Db

[Chorus 1]
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
G
you in my arms
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
C
me with your charms
C

[Verse 2]
Bb F
One thing, no lie
C C
Ethyl’s frigid as an Eskimo Pie
Bb F
She’s cool in bed
C
And she ought to be…
C
‘cause Ethyl’s dead
Db

[Chorus 2]
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
G
you in my arms
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
C
me with your charms
C
Come on, Cold Ethyl
C
Freeze me, babe

[Solo]
Bb F C C
Bb F C C

[Verse 3]
Bb F
One thing, it’s true
C C
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
Bb F
And everything is my way
C C
Ethyl don’t have much to say
Db

[Chorus 3]
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
G
you in my arms
Dm F
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
C
me with your charms
C
Come here, Cold Ethyl
C
What makes you so cold?
C
Ooh, so cold… ooh…
C
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
C
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
C
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
C
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
C
If I live till I’m 97
C
You’ll still be waiting
in refrigerator heaven
C
Cause you’re cool, you’re ice
C
Cold Ethyl, you’re my paradise

[Outro]
Bb F C C