Alex Day - To Kayley Who Is Sad

[ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] haa [ F ] your [ A# ] card got stolen [ F ] again
[ A# ] your country is [ F ] stupid and [ C ] so are [ Dm ] you
[ G ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa

the [ A# ] details of your card were stolen from [ F ] you
they [ A# ] could have stolen your life if they wanted [ F ] to
but [ A# ] one bargain [ F ] bucket was [ C ] almost [ Dm ] enough
they [ A# ] went to A [ F ] grocery store [ C ] and bought some [ Dm ] stuff
in [ A# ] stead of [ F ] identity [ C ] theft it was [ Dm ] like one [ G ] guy perpetuating
A [ C ] stereo [ C7 ] tyyyype

all together now
[ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa
your [ A# ] bank securitys [ F ] lame it [ A# ] must be A [ F ] zinger
it [ C ] sucks to be [ Dm ] you
[ G ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa

in [ A# ] england , weve this thing , its called chip and [ F ] pin
ooooooooh
when [ A# ] you pay by card you put 4 numbers [ F ] in
oooooooooh
its [ A# ] just like A [ F ] signature [ C ] its just the [ Dm ] same
but [ A# ] its far too [ F ] easy to [ C ] write someones [ Dm ] name
but [ A# ] guessing A [ F ] four digit [ C ] pin is quite [ Dm ] hard
be [ G ] cause its not there on the [ C ] back of your [ C7 ] card you morons

[ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa
ha [ A# ] haa ha ha ha [ F ] haa i
ts so [ A# ] close to [ F ] christmas , but [ C ] you cant buy [ Dm ] gifts
[ G ] ho ho ho [ C ] ho ho [ F ] hoo

ho ho you [ Dm ] know youre not the subject [ F ] of our sorrowful story
ho [ Dm ] ho to victimize you over [ F ] this would be all wrong
ho [ Dm ] ho if we have made you cry this [ F ] was not our intent
ho [ Dm ] ho our  love for [ F ] yous for this [ A# ] indignant argu [ C ] ment
[ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa
this [ A# ] wouldnt have happened to [ F ] you
if [ A# ] you werent so [ F ] rubbish and [ C ] careless to [ Dm ] boot
the [ A# ] haters will [ F ] hate and the [ C ] owls say [ Dm ] hoot
say [ A# ] you can’t blame [ F ] us for not [ A7 ] giving A [ Dm ] * * * *
[ A# ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha
[ A# ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha [ F ] ha!