Asus2
woke up in the morning .
D
put on my new plastic glove .
Asus2
served some re – heated salsbury steak
D
with a little slice of love
Asus2 D
got no clue what the chicken pot pie

is made of .

E
just know everything’s doing fine
D
down here in lunch lady land .

Asus2 D

Asus2
well , i wear this net on my head
D
’cause my red hair is fallin’ out .
Asus2
i wear these brown orthopedic shoes
D
’cause i got a bad case of the gout .
Asus2
i know you want seconds on the corn dogs ,
D
but there’s no reason to shout .
E
everybody gets enough food
D
down here in lunch lady land .

Asus2 A7

D
well , yesterday’s meatloaf
A
is today’s sloppy joes
D
and my breath reaks of tuna
A
and there’s lots of black hairs comin’ out of my nose .

then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression .