i searched and searched and no how – to’s or tabs for this song , so out of trial and
error here is the best i can do for you . if you have better chords i would be more
than happy to see them .

intro : C F x4

C F
well i’m the kind of guy who can’t stand a holiday
C F
so i drink ’em all away . that’s me!
G F G F
oh , i don’t decorate no trees , and i wont eat no potato latkes .
G F
but i’ll give this old lady’s melons a squeeze ,
C F
that’s just who i Am .
C F
well , i’ll never spin a dreidel but i’ll always throw an egg
C F
then i’ll charlie horse your leg for laughs
G F
while you’re singing your holiday tune
G F
i’m acting like the town buffoon
G F
whippin’ out my big , white , scary moon
C F
and blowin’ a beef your way
C F
i hate folks who think reindeer are cute
C F
to me they’re just something to shoot
G F C
i hate love , i hate you , i hate me
G
well , i’m a snowmobile stealin’
Am
no chance for season feeling kind of guy
G
this time of year sucks so i take my numb – chucks
Dadd6 F
and make sure every snowman die
C F
believin’ in santa’s all wrong
C F
and chanukah’s eight nights too long
G F C
i hate love , i hate you , i hate me
G F C
i hate love , i hate you , i hate me