these chords are taken straight from the maine’s video so i can guarantee these are
correct . enjoy!

intro : C G Am C G Amaj7

verse 1 :

B C D
i don’t think i Am capable of
B C D
this teenage televised taping of love .
B C D
but here is my guide on how to be alone :
C#
just act like a freak and
C
sleep with everyone you’ve ever known .

chorus :

C G Am
i’m half crazy , all just cracked up
C G Am
when will what i have ever be good enough?
C G Am
i’m sad , funny it seems lately
C G
this ain’t a fairytale
Amaj7 E D#
and i don’t think i’ll ever be happy .

C G Am C G Amaj7

verse 2 :

B C D
and i’d like to think romance is real
B C D
open my chest , a heart you could steal
B C D
but here is my guide on how to stay alone ,
C# C
just drink ’til you’re gone and pass out on the floor .

chorus :

C G Am
i’m half crazy , all just cracked up
C G Am
when will what i have ever be good enough?
C G Am
i’m sad , funny it seems lately
C G
this ain’t a fairytale
Amaj7 E D#
and i don’t think i’ll ever be happy .
C
happy

C G Am C G Amaj7

bridge ( solo ) :

power chords

C G A C G G 2

bar chords

E D#

chorus :

C G Am
i’m half crazy , all just cracked up
C G Am
when will what i have ever be good enough?
C G Am
i’m sad , funny it seems lately
C G
this ain’t a fairytale
Amaj7 E D#
and i don’t think i’ll ever be happy .
C
happy

E D# C Amaj7