artist : relient k
album : two lefts don’t make a right . . . but three do
song : chapstick , chapped lips and things like chemistry

capo 2 .

verse 1 :
A E/G#
ok , so , who doesn’t own a cell phone
F#m D
who brought back their permission slip
A E/G#
because i know nobody wants to stay home
F#m D
while the rest of us go out and make a day of it

pre – chorus :
D E F#m A D E
cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside
D E F#m A D E
and i lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride

chorus :
A D E A D E
they’re starting something , and i don’t want to begin it
A D E A D E
they’re looking for trouble , but with me it won’t be found
A D E A D E
and i regret that i’m com – pletely out of daytime minutes
F#m
and so i guess i’ll have to wait a lot
D E A
till 8 o’clock comes around

verse 2 ( as verse 1 ) :
ok , so , who doesn’t own a cell phone
well i don’t need to ask my friends
because i know mine was fastened to my jawbone
thanks to all those nights and weekends

pre – chorus

chorus

bridge :
A D E
when it comes to relationships i’m the dumbest one
A D E
and i don’t mean just with girls , i mean with everyone
A D E
your illustrations always point out just what’s wrong with me
F#m E D E
it’s chapstick , and chapped lips , and things like chemistry
A D E
it’s chapstick , and chapped lips , and things like
A D E
it’s chapstick , and chapped lips , and things like
A D E F#m E D
it’s chapstick , and chapped lips , and things like chemistry

others : D , A , E/G# , A

ending :
D A E/G# A D
can i re – late to you the way you relate to me
A E/G# A
can you help me out with my chemi – stry
D A E/G# A
i don’t wanna be pre – cieved the way i Am
D A E/G# A
i just want to be per – cieved the way i Am