here’s a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song .
tuning is standard . put a capo on the first fret to make it easier .

verse 1
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G# G#sus4 G# G#sus2 Fdim G# *
slightly be – – – – – mused by his lack of direction
D#6 D# D#7 D#6 D#
hey you , hey you
G# G#sus4 G# G#sus2 Fdim G# *
came to this world by caesarean section
D#6 D# D#7 D#6 D#
hey you , hey you
G# G#sus4 G# G#sus2 Fdim G# *
chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
D#6 D# D#7 D#6 D#
hey you , hey you
G# G#sus4 G# G#sus2 Fdim G# *
now it takes him all day just to get an erection
D#6 D# D#7 D#6 D#
hey you , things aren’t what they seem

refrain 1
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G# D# G# D#
makes no sense at all
D# Ddim D# D# Ddim D#
things aren’t what they seem
G# D# G# D#
makes no sense at all
. . .
D# * D#

verse 2
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( follow the same pattern as in verse 1 )

goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
hey you , hey you
he never scores he just gets an infection
hey you , hey you
dreams of a place with a better selection
hey you , hey you
still it takes him all day just to get an erection
hey you , things aren’t what they seem

refrain 2
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G# D# G# D#
makes no sense at all
D# Ddim D# D# Ddim D#
things aren’t what they seem
G# D# G# D#
makes no sense at all
D# Ddim D# D# Ddim D#
things aren’t what they seem
G# D# G# D#
makes no sense at all
D# Ddim D# D# Ddim D#
things aren’t what they seem
G# D# G# D#
luxemburger queen
D# * D#
he’s a burger queen

solo
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G# G#sus2 D#
G# G#sus2 D#
then play half a verse and refrain 1 .

G# * is played barre 4th fret .
D# * is played barre 6th fret .
the remaining of the song follows the verse and refrain patterns .
feel free to comment .